March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
February 2012
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she’s the best. ;)
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– Bob Marley (via katyjean)
parents: you are on the computer too much, do something else
me: can i go to a friends house or have some money
parents: no
Katniss was talking about this kind of dandelion.
capitolgoods:
It’s yellow, and you can eat it.
NOT THIS KIND
THIS, IS SOME SHITTY ALLERGENIC NIGHTMARE THAT YOU CAN’T CONSUME.
081. After the Rebellion, Flavius, Venia and...
Unfortunately, 97% of Tumblr users will not reblog...
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.